I went to high school with this guy, Frank:

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He was two grades behind me, and he was the clown of the trombone section (and therefore one of my favorites).  And now he's going to be on Leno.  This is bizarre because now I remember that he used to do this, though it wasn't as refined as it is here.  So watch Leno for Frankie.  Because he's made of ( Read more... )

I've been working at Kohl's for the past few weeks, working the floor because no one has trained me on the register (yet).  So today, I walked into the break room and immediately hear a co-worker say, "A woman brought a service rabbit in with her,  She's wheeling it around in a wheel chair."  Then a bunch of other people, myself included, all went ( Read more... )

Or "Why the 1% is Getting Fatter".

On Thursday, I visited the local magazine where I interned last year, and while I couldn't stay long because half the staff was absent, my former supervisor did give me a copy of a cookbook that my fellow interns and I helped two of the editors put together.  The cookbook contains a ton of recipes from high-end ( Read more... )

A lot of the time, fanficrants posts are pretty frivolous, but... oh, dear Jesus, WHY?!?!

I laughed 'til I cried, but it's still pretty damn horrifying.

BIRTHDAY!!!

So I think I might have actually gotten drunk for the first time.  The friend I went drinking with said I'm not drunk because I could still pronounce "technically" properly, but I am super dizzy.  I also discovered that I am a LOUD GIGGLY DRUNK.  And I can't keep a secret when I have imbibed alcohol.  Crap.

This is basically how I feel ( Read more... )

1. I couldn't even get on LJ for the past two days.  WTF?  During that time, I learned that LJ is like a security blanket, and I get all antsy without it.  That can't be good.

2. I just watched the re-run of last night's Colbert Report episode, and my imagination wants to believe that the fellow he interviewed (a Mancunian partical physicist) is the ( Read more... )

Last night, I dreamed that Hugo Stiglitz and the Green Lantern were raising a young girl played by Abigail Breslin together.  I thought their relationship was platonic until they were all cuddling in a large easy chair and...uh, um, Stiglitz kissed the Green Lantern on the cheek.  And then they all paid a visit to the Disney Castle world from ( Read more... )

I'm currently watching the cheesy 1960s Batman movie on TV---it was a tie-in with the crazy series.  DEAR JESUS, WHAT WERE THESE WRITERS ON?!?!  I think remedial kindergarterners wrote the dialogue.  And the plot.  And designed the costumes.  Just, good Lord.  I don't even know.

And now this is happening:


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Last night, I had this dream that the Eleventh Doctor, the live-action Green Lantern, and Captain America (and possibly Thor) met in some weird mega-crossover event.  I can't remember the plot now, but I think there was shirtlessness.  As awesome as this sounds, I woke up confused because Captain America didn't look like his live-action, Chris- ( Read more... )

DO NOT go see that new I Am Number Four movie!  It is sooooooo bad.  I have never wanted to walk out of a theater during a film before, and I am the girl who saw Thomas and the Magic Railroad on opening day to please my little brother.  However, I could not walk out because I chose to review it for the newspaper.

My thoughts:

1. Alex Pettyfer is ( Read more... )